shrinkwrapped: Just had my eyes tested. They checked the pressure of my eyes by firing blasts of air in them at point blank range. I didn’t expect that. (via Twitter / shrinkwrapped)
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“It is only by placing our anuses directly on their eyes as they sleep that they will gain the powers of the ancient immortals. And yet the humans...”
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