Kid’s Menu 4 Kidz
1. Click on the image above, which is a link to a legible version of it.
2. Print the menu out, and take it to any of the family-friendly pub food chains.
3. Demand any of the items on your menu at the bar. Remember to make a note of your table number.
4. When they say it is not on the menu, say “don’t tell me it is not on the menu, I’ve got the menu right here in my hands, and I can assure you that it is very much on it”.
5. Begin a life-changing law suit based on the disappointment of your child, and children everywhere.
(via shrinkwrapped’s shared items in Google Reader)
