January 2011
RT @megpickard: A little unsolicited, simple advice for journalists, brands, organisations and individuals using Twitter http://bit.ly/h …
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Look Tumblr! Kitty comedy!
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I am wearing a suit, queuing outside a club in Mayfair. This is not my typical Saturday night.
RT @fluxltd: Apartments. Supermarkets. Apartments. Supermarkets. Apartmensupermarkets aparmupermarkets aparmumarks apupermarks pupemarks …
I’m not sure I like what this condiment is implying: http://t.co/RIP0h0s
Hang on. The Wachowski Brothers are directing a film adaptation of CLOUD ATLAS?!! Surely Number9dream would be better suited to them… :-/
RT @TheMansDaddy: Q: Where do dodos live? A: Graves!
I have reached dim sum capacity. I might ask the manager of this floating restaurant if it’s possible to to up anchor and ship me home.
I will forever be unfashionably early.
RT @ianbetteridge: This train has it all. Children. Animals. A stag party with the groom dressed as a baby. And a cock with canned laugh …
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The Chap!
tpdsaa:
David’s new phrase of the day: bringing a knife to a bunfight.
T-Mobile's bizarre explanation for 500MB data cap... →
mydogminton:
…Pardon? I mean, really, what?? Browsing doesn’t mean watching videos? You’d best tell YouTube. It doesn’t mean downloading files? What the hell have I been doing with my email all this time? It doesn’t mean playing games? What on earth have people been doing in Farmville all this time?…
Seriously, this is an attempt to redefine commonly understood ways in a manner that would...
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RT @bygonebureau: Pokemon I Invented While I Was Drunk http://bit.ly/hjbwAU
I have arisen with a head full of @felinedacat’s cold. She has arisen full of beans and put her Death Sentence Panda record.
Welcome to Snotsville. Population: me.
RT @tomscott: For those who missed it last night: This “Cwora” thing everyone’s talking about is a bit rubbish. http://www.cwora.com #im …
Does anyone know if Michael Jackson had a hit called The Wicker Cat?
Power outage in Hoxton… including The Electricity Showroom. Ha.
RT @supert3d: I think Metro might have been tricked with this image of ‘the new Nintendo 3DS’ http://yfrog.com/h2kqcyj
RT @tomcoates: Start thinking of Alpha males like alpha products. Broken, provisional, prone to collapse. Beta’s where it’s at. Definite …
Merry news everyone. IT’S STILL CHRISTMAS!
Started my new role. Wondering how many of the 47,000 emails still in my inbox from the past six years will be relevant…
TFL isn’t easing us back in gently. A DLR train ahead has “failed” in the Bank tunnel.”I do not know where this train is headed” says capt.
The end of Christmas. http://twitpic.com/3mslus
On the Bakerloo line, a surgeon shows pictures on his phone to a friend.”And here’s me in a spleen!”
Strange Days roll call! Who else is seeing Sonic Youth tonight? It seems the original Facebook Event has been quietly deleted.
It’s 2011 and there’s nothing you can do about it!
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This was my NYE!
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ICE, SEA, DEAD PEOPLE // THE SEVENTH SENSE
wizardwizard:
PIPES (RIP) supported these earlier this year at Catch in London. One of the best gigs we played. Then these guys came on and tore the place apart like John Goodman in Dunkin’ Donuts.
Listen to their debut album for a distinctly British, post-hardcore joy ride.
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December 2010
RT @liz_buckley: I’ve become slightly entranced by the amazing drummer in Shellac. I’m not ready for 2011.